Name: Cruise Director
Publisher(s): Kitchen Sink Press
First Appearance: Megaton Man (vol. 1) #3 (Apr. 1985): "I Am Called Bad Guy, Mortal!"
Creators: Don Simpson
Number of Appearances: 1
Teams/Affiliations: Partyers from Mars
Occupation: cruise director
Although there were previous glimpses of the space craft carrying the "Partyers from Mars," the crew member known as "Cruise Director" was first identified specifically on page 13 in Megaton Man #3 (Apr. 1985). She is one of a number of characters who are clearly visible but heavily shadowed. Her name (or title, really) is first identified when the Captain speaks.
Media Officer, examine the artifact of Earthling media. Cruise Director, dispense the brews. And somebody -- fold up that big paper bag. Okay. Now it's time to discuss the remainder of our mission. First Officer Pup, break open the sealed orders.