ComicBookReligion.com logo

References to and Quotes about
Kourtney Keaton

Marvel Knights 4 #15 (Apr. 2005): "Divine Time, Part 1", page 2, panel 4:
Johnny Storm (talking on phone): "What was that, Kourtney? You're where? ...Jake Gyllenhall's trailer? And--uhm--what exactly are you doing in Jake Gyllenhall's trailer?"

Marvel Knights 4 #18 (July 2005): "Divine Time, Part 4", page 4, panel 2:
Ben Grimm/The Thing (to Johnny Storm): "P.S. Nice 'a you to join us, matchstick. Where were ya, by the way? Visitin' Kourtney in LA?"

Marvel Knights 4 #19 (Aug. 2005): "Inhumane, Part 1: Runaways", page 8, panel 3:
Susan Storm Richards/Invisible Woman (speaking of Richard Kornberg's cheap Fantastic Four movie): "...Rushing some sure-to-go-straight-to-DVD travesty into production? With an unfinished script, actors not even my brother's vapid girlfriend knows, and a budget that redefines the term 'shoe-string'?"

Marvel Knights 4 #21 (Oct. 2005): "Desperate Housewife", page 5, panel 2:
Invisible Woman (narrating): "No word from Reed yet... Ben's playing poker with the boys, Johnny's at Spamalot with Kourtney, and H.E.R.B.I.E.'s watching DVDs with the kids... so I guess I really am a free agent tonight."

Marvel Knights 4 #24 (Jan. 2006): "Impossible Things Happen Every Day, Part 2", page 15, panels 3-4:
Invisible Woman (to Johnny Storm, who took a phone call from Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa en route to a battle): "Who is that? Kourtney?"
Johnny Storm: "Oh, yeah, right, like I'd be stupid enough to give my girlfriend this frequency. (Oh, waitaminute, I did didn't I?) But no, it's that writer."